||[Oct. 9th, 2004|02:43 pm]
1. Open door at the Kinney Loft (3:53-6:11)
Justin gives Daphne a tour of Brian’s loft. Daphne is impressed by the TV and the DVDs and the Italian furniture (from Milan, no less) already, but Justin keeps the best for last: Oh! Wait till you see the painting of the naked guy. And Daphne gets to see a naked guy, all right, but it’s not Brian’s painting but the man himself. Brian just woke up, looks a bit confused at what’s going on, completely nonchalant about his nakedness as usual, while Daphne is just staring. What a lucky girl.
Daphne: “Oh… oh my God.”
Exactly, Daph. We’re all with you on that one.
Brian: “Justin, uh… a word?”
Justin walks over.
Brian: “What the fuck is going on out there?”
Justin: “I’m just giving my friend Daphne a tour.”
Brian: “This is not the White House! George Washington never slept here!”
Justin: “He’s the only one who hasn’t.”
Brian: “Would you please just keep it down. Do you have any idea what time it is?”
Justin: “It’s noon.”
Brian: “Oh shit, I was supposed to meet my new trainer at one, fuck!
Brian hurries off in search for some clothes, Justin walks back to Daphne.
Justin: “You just gonna have to be more considerate, Daph.”
Brian: “Either one of you know how to do a creatine and soy protein shake?”
Brian: “Well, would you just please pour me some guava juice?”
Justin and Daphne wander over to the kitchen and get to work. Daphne asks Justin if he’s coming home today: it’s his sister Molly’s birthday. Justin forgot about it and isn’t sure if he can go back home after all that’s happened, little sister or not. Anyway, Brian returns and Daphne hands him his juice, smiling at him like…well, like any crazy fangirl would, I guess.
Brian: “You’d make an excellent wife.”
Brian, to Justin: “Then she could drop you.”
Daphne: “Please. I’m never getting married. I mean, why be tied down?”
Brian: “I love this girl. So. I’m going. What are you doing?”
Justin: “Hm, gonna smoke some weed, download porn…”
Brian: “Uh huh. Well, if you go out, be sure and set the alarm.”
Brian gives Daphne a kiss on the cheek: “Bye darling.” He leaves.
Daphne: “Oh my God! He’s to die for!”
Justin only smiles knowingly.
2. Molly’s birthday (7:54-10:39)
Justin arrives at the party. Jennifer is so happy to see him.
As is Molly, who gets a nice drawing from her older brother.
Fortunately, Craig is upstairs watching the game. Good thing. Jennifer wants Justin to stay for dinner. She says everybody – his father included – wants him to be home. Justin says he wants to be home, too. But there’s a problem. Jennifer admits that Craig just wants everything the way it was. Justin says that’s not possible, he’s changed for good. Jennifer understands, she wants her son just the way he is, but asks him to understand that she has to consider the needs of the whole family. Justin understands, too, and also knows what that means for him: when Jennifer walks over to Molly, he leaves again.
3. The robbery (10:39-13:06)
Brian and his new trainer seem to go along well, for he took him home and they’re making out in the elevator, on the way to the loft.
Brian: “And that was just the warm-up.”
Brian: “Now we do some serious pumping. Focussing on each muscle group… and plenty of reps.”
However, the mood goes down as Brian turns around. The door of his loft is wide open, wtf? And then he steps inside and… oh my God, he’s been robbed.
Brian: “Fucking television’s gone… and my computer… oh fuck… my files… They stole my fucking clothes!!!”
Trainer!trick: “At least the bed’s still here.”
Next scene is hilarious. Two policemen arrived, one asks Brian: You had any strangers in the house recently? Next, we see a montage of Brian pulling the loft door open for different tricks, before he answers: Uh, no, just uh, family and close friends.
Brian’s on the phone with Michael and tells him about the robbery. Michael has enough shit to deal with himself – Dr Dave asked him to move in with him and he isn’t sure what to do. But anyway, he drops everything and hurries over to a chaotic loft, an aggravated Brian and a sheepish Justin.
Michael: “Holy shit.”
Brian: “Forgot to set the alarm?”
Justin: “I thought… I thought I did.”
Brian: “Thought you did, well, you didn’t. Where the fuck did you go?”
Justin: “My sister’s birthday party. And then I kinda walked around.”
Brian: “Well, why you were ‘kinda’ walking around, I got kinda robbed.”
Michael: “Just take it easy.”
Brian: “Well, that’s… that’s all that’s left to take..”
Justin: “Look. I didn’t mean to do it. I’m so sorry.”
Brian: “I told you, when I said you could stay here, there are rules. Now you’ve got five minutes to pack your shit, none of which, of course, is stolen, and get the FUCK OUT OF HERE!”
Justin packs his stuff, looking very very sad :( And even Michael looks worried. It’s not very funny.
4. Brunch! (15:01-19:33)
Switching between three scenes of people having brunch. Mel and Ted discuss finances (Lindsay thinks about giving up work for a bit longer and just take care of Gus; Mel isn’t sure if they could handle it). Dr Dave took Michael to an older gay couple that’s been living together for ages, what a subtle wink.
Finally, we have Brian, Lindsay and Gus at the loft. Brian is making a list of what was stolen: 12 Armani shoes, four Gucci belts and six pair of Prada shoes: gone. And not that, they even stole Brian’s cutlery – and his juicer. Poor Brian. At least he’s got the hot silky bathrobe he’s wearing left. *drools*
Brian: “You know, I’m starting to suspect gay-on-gay crime.”
Lindsay: “Oh, I wouldn’t be surprised. You have more visitors than Disney World.”
Lindsay hope they’ll find who’s responsible, but Brian says he already knows: That little asshole who forgot to set my alarm. Lindsay says it’s not as if Brian’s never forgotten anything, but Brian grumbles: Nothing that important.
Lindsay looks shocked when Brian tells her that he threw Justin out.
Lindsay: “You sent him away?”
Brian: “Look, I did him a favour and this is how he repays me.”
Lindsay: “He didn’t do it on purpose!”
Brian: “Would you please stop making excuses for him.”
Lindsay: “Sorry. Must be a force of habit.”
Score, Linds. She gets ready to leave.
Brian: “I thought you were gonna help me with this list.”
Lindsay: “Ah, yeah. There’s one valuable item that’s missing that can’t be replaced.”
She writes something down and leaves. Brian looks at the paper, which reads: JUSTIN.
5. Justin’s plotting (19:33-20:35)
Justin and Daphne at Liberty Diner. Justin already made plans what to do next: he wants to go to New York and become a go-go boy – right on, Sunshine. But he’s not only babbling, he’s already got himself a plane ticket, thanks to Brian’s credit card he, uhm, temporarily owns. And he’ll pay him back, of course. As soon as he gets a job. As a go-go boy. Right.
6. Mysterious Marilyn (20:35-22:26)
At Woody’s. Michael tells the boys about the old couple from lunch. He’s still not sure whether he wants to move in with David or not. But help might be in sight, as Mysterious Marilyn offers her services. MM is a drag queen, offering palms, tarot, spin around the Ouija, only twenty bucks.
Ted: “Ten! And not a peso more.”
MM: “Mysterious Marilyn sense you’re an accountant.”
Emmett: “Oh, she’s good.”
And with that, it’s settled: Michael sits down and MM consults the Ouija (sp?) board.
MM: “Ouija, what is his true love’s name? B… R… I…”
Ted: “Well, this is too weird.”
Michael: “That is not my boyfriend’s name!”
MM: “That wasn’t the question. And frankly? He’s a bad bet. Now, let’s ask about your boyfriend.”
All of a sudden, Daphne’s there.
Daphne: “Hey. Justin’s run away.”
Brian: “What are you talking about?”
Daphne: “He went to New York!”
MM: “With your credit card.”
Daphne: “He took your credit card.”
Brian: “That little fuck!”
MM: “He’s going to be a go-go boy in Chelsea. And he’s going to be very successful.”
Daphne: “How do you know?”
MM: “God writes the script, sweetie. I just say the lines.”
Daphne, to Brian: “You better find him and bring him back.”
MM: “I see you on the Pennsylvania turnpike.”
Brian: “Yeah, the fuck you do.”
MM: “And before you leave, be sure to check the air in your tires.”
Daphne: “This is all your fault.”
She punches Brian.
7. Road trip! (22:26-23:48)
The diner, where Debbie uses Daphne’s exact words and also punches Brian: This is all your fault!
Brian looks a bit helpless over at Michael, Ted and Emmett, but neither of them dares to say anything.
Brian: “Since when is he my responsibility?”
Debbie: “Since you took him home and fucked him!”
Michael: “Ma, please!”
Debbie: “Well, that’s the truth. I mean, you’ve gotten away with a lot, more than you should. But not this time. Now, you’re going to New York.”
Brian: “The fuck I am.”
Debbie: “And you’re bringing Sunshine home in exactly the condition in which you’ve found him. Otherwise, it’s not his parents or the police you can answer to, honey. You’re gonna answer to me.”
Uh Oh. Now, Brian is in big trouble. Michael wants to know why his mother cares at all. *rolls eyes* Debbie explains that she couldn’t stand the thought that something happened with this kid… I love him like my son. Hell, you’re all my sons!
Michael eventually offers to go with Brian. So do Ted and Emmett, because: Road trip! Road trip! Hehe.
8. Hitting the road (25:59-27:49)
And so, Brian is trapped in his Jeep with Michael, Ted and Emmett, singing The Boy from New York City. Oh my. Could it get any worse?
Actually, it can: just as MM predicted, one of the Jeep’s tires suddenly blows. Uh oh, moment of panic.
9. Best friends forever (28:58-32:28)
Huge surprise at the Pennsylvania turnpike: Emmett knows how to change a tire!
Emmett: “I know that you all just think of me as this Nelly retail queen. But it just so happens I make it my business to know anything there is to know about lug nuts.”
He makes Ted help him, while Brian and Michael sneak away for a joint.
Brian: “So, here we are: Brian and Mikey's Excellent Adventure.”
Michael: “It sure isn’t how I was planning to spend my evening.”
Brian: “Yeah, how did you think you’d be spending it?”
Michael: “Going with David to dinner at Lindsay and Melanie’s.”
Brian: “Aww, dinner parties! Couples! Christ, Mikey, is this the life I raised you to live? What happened to your sense of fun and your thirst for adventure?”
Michael: “I'm here with you, aren't I? Stranded on a turnpike.”
Brian: “You know, that's what I'm going to miss the most… times like this, when it's just you and me. But now you have the Doc. So, how big is his dick, anyway?”
Michael: “I’m not gonna tell you!”
Brian: “When he comes, does he run to the shower, or does he lay there and hold you tight, all wet and sticky?”
Michael: “He lays there and holds me. All wet and sticky.”
Brian: “I guess he does love you.”
Michael: “I don't know. I guess.”
Brian: “I’m glad you came with me.”
Michael: “We’ve always been there for each other.”
Brian: “You more than me.”
Michael: “That’s not true.”
Brian: “Yeah, it is. I know I can be shitty to you, sometimes. I know that. But it's only because I know that you'll always love me, no matter what.”
Michael: “I do.”
Brian: “I do, too. Always have. Always will. I don't know how I could have made it without you.”
They kiss very passionately.
Uhm. But well, Emmett’s ready and they can continue their trip.
10. New York (34:00-35:05)
The four boys finally arrived in Chelsea, and Emmett can’t believe how many cute boys are running around: It’s like a porn star convention. Brian finally got good news: Justin used his credit card again and he can track him down.
He tells the boys to meet them in an hour and leaves.
11. Hotel!sex (35:05-39:20)
Justin, in a bathrobe, lying on a bed in what looks like a very nice hotel suite. He’s having lobster and caviar, the boy knows how to spend a relaxed morning.
A knock on the door. Justin opens and a very pissed off Brian storms in.
Justin: “You wanna come in?”
Brian: “Well, why not? Since I’m paying for it.”
Justin: “New York’s amazing. I went clubbing last night till six in the morning. And the guys, whew, the guys are…”
Brian: “Did you really think you were gonna get away with this?”
Justin: “I figured sooner or later someone would come and arrest me. But… I was hoping that you would find me first.”
Brian: “Well, congratulations. Now pack your shit, because we’re going back.”
Justin: “Back? Back to what? My parents don’t want me. You… don’t want me. My life’s a fucking mess, Brian.”
Brian: “Yeah, whose isn’t. But we’re gonna straighten that out. First thing when we get back we’re gonna find you a place to live...”
Justin: “Why can’t I live with you?”
Brian: “Because my place is only big enough for one person, that’s me.”
Poor Justin looks very sad again. Brian walks over to the bedroom and pets him on the shoulder as he passes by (awww.)
Brian: “Now listen up. We’re going back to glorious Pittsburgh, you’re going back to school, you’re gonna turn eighteen and you’re gonna pay back every cent you charged on my credit card.”
Justin: “By the way. I didn’t go out clubbing. I didn’t even leave the room.”
Brian: “Uh, don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.”
Justin: "You look like shit. You should go take a shower."
Brian: "Yeah, I probably should, I must stink..."
Justin, seductively (almost purring): "Yeah..."
Justin opens his bathrobe: "Sounds like you had a rough night..."
The bathrobe drops to the floor.
Justin: "You need help?"
And one of my top 3 B/J- sex scenes begins. And because it’s in my top 3, I dedicated a whole extra pic spam to it. Click this link, a new window will open and you'll see 35 caps of the hotel!sex scene - but careful, it's that hot.
12. Sunshine’s new home (39:20-40:22)
Back in glorious Pittsburgh, to be more exact: in Debbie’s house.
Michael: “What do you mean he’s staying here?”
Debbie: “I talked to his Mom, she’s all for it.”
Michael: “Well, I’m not!”
Debbie: “But why do you care? You’re moving in with David.”
Michael: “It’s still my room! It’s still got some of my things in it.”
Debbie: “Well, maybe you’d like to move some of your things out. Sunshine’s gonna need the closet space.”
Michael, to Brian: “This is all your fault, thanks a fucking lot.”
Debbie: “Wait a minute. Brian finally did something right.”
Brian: “Why, Deb, that’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever said to me.”
Debbie: “Don’t press your luck.”
Justin, to Michael: “Don’t worry. I promise I’ll take care of it.”
Michael: “You’d better. Because I’m gonna be doing unscheduled checks. If anything’s missing, or damaged…”
Debbie: “Why don’t you two boys run along and let me explain the rules of the house to the newest member of our family.”
Justin: “More rules?”
Debbie, nodding: “Starting with: no bringing tricks home after midnight.”
And that's it for today. Sunshine's back and got a new home plus he and Brian made up. And for those of you who are disappointed because we didn't get to see gogo-boy!Justin, don't cry. Hope dies last;)